Seriously, my life could really be a low budget movie! I'd be the super hero mom, that bakes cookies and fights off the bad germs with her can of Lysol and bottle of Vitamin C. Tom can be the crime fighting dad....duh, and Vomit Boy, sadly played by Thomas....and Sassy Pants (formerly played by Thomas) now starring John.
The flick could start like this.....dad leaves for work at the butt crack of dawn, mom wakes shortly afterwards to tend to her mom-like duties (you know, gotta throw off the bad germ). When she wakes the boys, she gets lip from Sassy Pants, and the same old boring excuses from Vomit Boy. "Mom, I don't wanna go to school.....my head hurts, I'm cold, I'm tired, I have a tummy ache....my toenail is throbbing. (okay I threw in that last one to make sure you were reading!)
Fast forward 45 minutes, we're in the car, Sassy Pants is yelling that he can't here his favorite song, and could you quit using the turn signal when you change lanes because it's annoying. Vomit boy is.......well much to my surprise.....VOMITING! In the back seat of my car! We flipped the car around and everyone is staying home! Especially me because my ride now smells like rotten raisin bran (no milk thank goodness).
Apparently mom isn't doing her part to keep the bad germs away....I better log off for the day and tend to my duties!
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